'Dancing with the Stars' Week 2 Results: Who's the First to Go

If scores were the only indication of a couple's relative safety on Dancing with the Stars, Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough would be sitting atop Mt. Olympus right

now, bragging to Zeus himself about their unprecedented double tens during last night's performance show.

But we all know that scores only go so far around here. Just like high school and politics, popularity is the name of the game, and in this game, being too perfect is just as much a danger as being as far from perfect as is humanly possible (a.k.a. Kate Gosselin's jive last night).
In other words: I have no idea which of the season 10 stars will pack up his or her patent shoes and go home tonight, but we're about to find out. After close to an hour of filler-tainment, of course.
If you're here following along with me live (Hi! So glad you're here! You're the best!) here's a comments question to ponder while we wait out the results: who deserves to go home tonight?
If you want my opinion (and if you're here, you must) it's hard to decide which was worse: Kate's jive last night, or how she almost pushed lovable Tony Dovolani to the edge with her undermining attitude. It was all too painful to watch, and merits her elimination tonight more than any of the other celebs. But will she go home? Don't count on it. Kate's overwhelming 'watercooler' effect will keep her around, and one of the smaller-name stars will be sent packing. I think.