We learned yesterday that apparently sporting matching lightning bolt tattoos isn't enough for lovebirds Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne. Recent photos of their new ink -- tats of each other's names -- emerged earlier this week, causing us to shiver in fear. Not that we're rooting for the couple to break up (everyone deserves to be happy, right?), but we're always weary when people scribe names of loved ones on their bodies. What happens if/when things go down the crapper? (Remember when Lauren Conrad got a "J" for Jason Wahler and had to change it to an "L" when they broke up?) So, in the event that the two need to redo their tattoos, we have some suggestions for them:
Change AVRIL to FAVORITE
All Brody would need to do is place an "F" in the front of her name, squeeze in an "O", cross the "L" and slap on and "E" and he'd have the word "favorite." He could add whatever word he wanted after it, like the name of his next girlfriend.
Change BRODY to LABRADOR
Granted, Avril would have to go out and get a labrador dog, but that's a heck of a lot easier than staring at the name of an ex-lover right under your boob. We also recommend lasering off the D and Y to spell BRO, because we all know how much Brody loves a good bromance!
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