Jersey Shore Guidos & Guidettes BEST [PHOTOS]

already looks 45! The fat girl inside her is just dying to get out. You can tell.
J-Woww actually looks good in these pics. She got rid of those Britney Spears, frazzled, split-end extensions. Thank goodness. Still, we’ve seen what she looks like in the morning, and it is NOT pretty.
Mike is totally not hot. He’s got a giraffe neck and a ball point nose. He sure thinks his shat don’t stink. Same goes for Pauly D, who always looks like he just stepped out of a wind-blown tunnel after douching his hair with a can of Aqua Net.
Yeah, I know I’m hatin’. But these fools bring it on themselves. They want attention and so I’m givin’ it to them.