It's time for another round of "Jersey Shore by the Numbers," wherein we combine demented statistical analysis with an utter lack of PowerPoint skills in an attempt to get inside the heads of our favorite tough-talking yet oddly sweet-natured reality stars.
Thursday's (August 5) show was chock full of professions of love, references to breasts, and boasts about swapping spit with two ladies at once. Snooki talked pickles, Ronnie referenced "Saved by the Bell," and not a single person spoke the words "gym," "tan" or "laundry." And so, once again, we turn to a mathematical assessment of the kid's favorite words and phrases so that we might uncover the gritty truths of "Jersey Shore."
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