Lady Gaga Takes It Off And Puts It Down At Madison Square Garden

Lady Gaga made a triumphant return to her old haunts of New York City last night, playing a homecoming show, of sorts, at the Big Apple's most famed venue, Madison Square Garden.

Or shall we say, Madison Square Gaga, which is what the Lady rechristened the venue on her Twitter account, posting this preshow pic:

(Credit: @LadyGaga)

You can read all about the show itself over at MTV News. The show was reportedly an emotional return to New York for Gaga, as she recalled her childhood dreams of rocking the same stage that has hosted the likes of Elton John, the Rolling Stones and countless others.

But let's get down to the really important stuff: the outfits.

Gaga rocked a variety of looks at the show, including some oldies (like the Armani Privé mirror dress at the top of the post), and some we haven't seen. Like this Rachel Barrett Flying Nun ensemble:

This demented Little Mermaid tribute:

And, finally, this amazing Fairy Godmother Living Dress outfit:

Which one is your favorite outfit? Let us know in the comments. And let's end this whole thing with Gaga's most delicious video, fashionwise, "Bad Romance."

Lindsay Lohan Rocks Eff-You Nails In Court

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan's tumultuous roller-coaster ride of a life made a pit stop at Judge Marsha Revel's Los Angeles courtroom, where the "Mean Girls" actress was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation.

Lindsay made a tearful, somewhat touching, somewhat awkward plea to Judge Revel for leniency, claiming that she thought she had been in compliance with her court-mandated alcohol education classes. But was Lindsay sending mixed messages?

It would appear that Lohan was saying one thing with her mouth and another with her... nails. Above is a G-rated version of what appears to be the favorite retort of the world's rebels to the world's authority figures. She actually had what rhymes with "duck too" written on her nail. WHILE IN COURT!

Whether Lindsanity was crazy enough to actually be sending shots at an arbiter of justice, or if she was sending a not-so-subtle message to the paparazzi following her to and fro, is a mystery. What's not a mystery is where Lohan will be on July 20.

Sing it, Akon.

Star Spotting: Kelis Is Pretty In Pink ... And Looks Great In Green

We kinda miss Kelis' pink dominatrix getup -- a headdress of gold spikes? Sure! Why not? As well as her gray granny hair paired with her harlequin outfit. And her doglady look. And her '70s art-teacher jeans. But it's kinda nice to see Kelis looking pretty in a peachy-pink trompe l'oeil dress and sick gladiators at Sirius Radio yesterday in New York. But that was just her day look. At night, Kelis, who recently defended Miley Cyrus and her "Can't Be Tamed" maturity, wore a neon green satin dress at the release party for her new album, Flesh Tone. Nice, right?

In case you missed the fearless, be-headdressed side of Kelis, watch her "4th Of July" video, and because we're feeling generous, watch her "Acapella" video too.

Star Spotting: Lady Gaga Makes It Rain In Rockefeller Center

OK, so TECHNICALLY rain is caused when water vapor is cooled by air and then condenses to form clouds, which release that vapor in liquid form (if earth science served me properly, and it probably didn't). BUT, really, who'd be surprised if Lady Gaga herself had the power to make it rain, which it did during her jazzy performance on the "Today" show in Rockefeller Center this morning.

Gaga opened with a cabaret-leaning version of the classic "Someone To Watch Over Me," complete with smoky trumpet flourishes. And real smoke! Then she dropped the nightclub crooner setup and got into full-force Mama Monster mode with a cheerier "Bad Romance" as well as her new song, "You And I." Oh, and the outfits -- pure Gaga and no super-scandalous reveals -- but G-rated for the mainstream crowd, which was packed with kiddies. Well, if you consider a plunging push-up bra with a cross over the nip to be G-rated. To each his own, we say.

Check out the photos of Lady Gaga killing it in Gagafeller Center on "Today," and watch the video below.

Star Spotting: Woah! Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Is Morphing Into Angelina Jolie

Well, as far as we know, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz hasn't adopted and/or had a baker's dozen kids, but ever since she became a long-haired brunette, Ashlee sure seems to have lots in common with Angelina Jolie. For example, they're both skinny! They both carry MASSIVE handbags (Ashlee, if you ever get sick of that Louis, call us!)! The gigantor sunglasses (classic '60s-style bugeyes for Ashlee, and Unabombers/hater blockers for Angelina.) AND they both play Russian spies. Err ... well, you can't win 'em all.

'Hills' Gossip: Does Heidi 3.0 Miss The Original Model?

A few months ago, my hairdresser notified me that I was approaching the point of no return. He said, in the most gentile way possible, that if I continued to bleach, highlight and flat iron my hair, I was going to be left with an irreversible burnt orange stack of animal fodder -- if I was lucky. Being told that you're almost at the point of no return is frightening, and that was just my hair (although I do think he was exaggerating to prove a point). I can't imagine trying to reverse something really major like, say, plastic surgery.

According to the "Orange Country Register" and a variety of other sources, Heidi Montag wants toundo her surgeries (is that even possible?) because her estranged husband is reportedly the one who wanted her to get them in the first place. "She's thinking about a plastic surgery make-under now that she's separated from Spencer," the site's source revealed. "She knows she went too far, and she feels stupid."

If the gossip is true, does that mean we might soon be reunited with this girl? That would be kinda cool.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2

Release Date: July 15, 2011 (3D/2D theaters and IMAX 3D)
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
Director: David Yates
Screenwriter: Steve Kloves
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Ralph Fiennes, Bill Nighy, John Hurt, Rhys Ifans, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Imelda Staunton, Jason Isaacs, Miranda Richardson, Warwick Davis, Alan Rickman,Maggie Smith, Brendan Gleeson, Ciaran Hinds, Timothy Spall, David Thewlis,Julie Walters, Tom Felton, Bonnie Wright, Jamie Campbell Bower, Richard Griffiths, Matthew Lewis, Evanna Lynch, Fiona Shaw, Helen McCrory, David O'Hara, Natalia Tena
Genre: Adventure, Family, Fantasy
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: HarryPotter.com
Review: Not Available
DVD Review: Not Available
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Movie Poster: Not Available
Production Stills: Not Available

Plot Summary: "Deathly Hallows," which will be split into two movies, features the adventures of the series' protagonist Harry Potter as he attempts to bring an end to his nemesis, Lord Voldemort.